The Shenanigans I’ve Gotten Up To¶
Herein lies:
- Anecdotes
- Sexy scenes
- Silly happenings
- General shenanigans
Background¶
I used to do a story hour event where I’d post a list of 100 story prompts, and people would pick from the list the stories they wanted to hear. These are some of the stories that exist on that list and what the numbers in the names are from.
Entertainment only¶
These are not a proper part of the book, and shouldn’t be considered ‘cannon’ in that regard. They are here purely as entertainment, and to document the mischief and mayhem I’ve gotten up to. They are not meant to be taken as descriptions of things you should do, or even necessarily of things I should have done. But they are amusing, and often sexy, usually funny, and I was asked to include them.
Non-fiction¶
These are all true and real reports of adventures I’ve had along the way. Names have been changed to conceal identities, and minor non-critical details and conversation bits may be omitted, but otherwise the adventures happened as-described.
And please keep in mind, all of them are consensual acts, between consenting adults. Thank you very much.
Dramatis Personae¶
These are the major characters who appear in multiples of my stories and were part of my life for years. (Bit players who are only in one adventure won’t appear here. This section to be expanded as I type up more of my antics.)
East Coast Kitten¶
A volunteer at a place I worked that came off just a little bit subby…
German Kitten¶
My first full-time D/s submissive and 24x7 relationship. About 7 years together, we were married for the last 2 years.
Leopard¶
An amazing kitten who started off as a stripper hired for my birthday party, and ended never going home. Became a major part of my life, and an adventure that is still ongoing.
Mogwai¶
A girl from good old New England, who messaged me out of the blue one Valentine’s Day telling me that OkCupid had said I was her top match in the world. And though sadly we are no longer together, we did date for 7 years, and eventually got married even.
Rainbow Kitten¶
A kitty that I adopted from the wastelands of the Midwest, and brought her to the land of civilization and kink. Started out as fuck buddies, but eventually she asked to be Owned. We dated for around 5 years.
Red Panda¶
A very nice girl from Singapore that I met in a Kik group that grew into us dating for around three years. Super sweet and affectionate, she’d build her own puzzle boxes and mail them to me as care packages.
The Rental¶
A submissive belonging to a dominant friend of mine at the time. Had a unfulfilled fantasy of being whored out. I helped them fulfill that fantasy.
Vixen¶
Another small-town girl. Initially offered to me by a friend “Look what I brought you!”, we ended up living together for around seven years. When she’d cum, she’d sound like a hentai movie, which led to some interesting moments.
Tags¶
Following is a list of relevant tags:
Anonymous Sex¶
Bondage¶
CNC¶
Classes¶
Comic Nerd¶
D/s¶
- 10: Once Upon a Discord
- 13: Torn Tights
- 15: Hyena Fun
- 21: Gold Star Lesbian
- 2: Short-term Rental: Setup
- 36: Teaching Subs to Climax on Command
- 37: You Get Used to That
- 3: Short-term Rental: Accidental Book Signing
- 41: Same Girl at Both of my Weddings
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 56: A Renaissance Wedding
- 58: My First CNC Class
- 5: Short-term Rental: Blue Lagoon
- 68: Sleepy Kitten Sex
- 6: Meeting a Red Panda
- 74: First Vixen Filling
- 75: Walking a Kitten at Folsom
- 76: Vixen Makes Me Coffee
- 7: Hotel Bathroom
- 83: The Vixen Doing Chores
- 9: Leopard Stripper
East Coast Kitten¶
Edging¶
First Meetings¶
- 10: Once Upon a Discord
- 22: Meeting the Ginger Stray
- 2: Short-term Rental: Setup
- 6: Meeting a Red Panda
- 73: Coffee Date
- 9: Leopard Stripper
Flogging¶
Folsom Street Fair¶
Free Use¶
Funny¶
- 1: Making Out In The Airport
- 33: Getting Married, to the Best Soundtrack.
- 43: Cock-blocking at Folsom
- 48: Mother-in-Law’s Tits
- 49: German Airport Gift Shops
- 82: Surrounded at Heathrow
Gaming¶
Gay¶
German Kitten¶
Germany¶
Ginger Stray¶
Group¶
- 10: Once Upon a Discord
- 16: Screaming Competition
- 34: A Friend’s Wedding
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 53: Selling Myself at Auction
Iceland¶
Legal Issues¶
Leopard¶
Lesbian¶
- 21: Gold Star Lesbian
- 22: Meeting the Ginger Stray
- 25: Better Oral than a Lesbian
- 34: A Friend’s Wedding
Loaned Out¶
- 16: Screaming Competition
- 2: Short-term Rental: Setup
- 3: Short-term Rental: Accidental Book Signing
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 56: A Renaissance Wedding
- 5: Short-term Rental: Blue Lagoon
London¶
- 3: Short-term Rental: Accidental Book Signing
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 82: Surrounded at Heathrow
Making Out¶
Mogwai¶
- 16: Screaming Competition
- 33: Getting Married, to the Best Soundtrack.
- 41: Same Girl at Both of my Weddings
- 56: A Renaissance Wedding
Oral Sex¶
Orgasm Control/Denial¶
- 10: Once Upon a Discord
- 17: The Skunk who liked Harleys
- 25: Better Oral than a Lesbian
- 42: Longest Edging Session Ever
- 83: The Vixen Doing Chores
Public¶
- 1: Making Out In The Airport
- 26: Hotel Security is Not Amused
- 33: Getting Married, to the Best Soundtrack.
- 34: A Friend’s Wedding
- 37: You Get Used to That
- 41: Same Girl at Both of my Weddings
- 48: Mother-in-Law’s Tits
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 56: A Renaissance Wedding
- 6: Meeting a Red Panda
- 71: An Empty Movie Theatre
- 75: Walking a Kitten at Folsom
Rainbow Kitten¶
Red Panda¶
Risky Sex¶
Sensory Deprivation¶
Slave Auctions¶
Somno¶
The Rental¶
- 2: Short-term Rental: Setup
- 3: Short-term Rental: Accidental Book Signing
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 5: Short-term Rental: Blue Lagoon
Threesome¶
Topping¶
- 10: Once Upon a Discord
- 17: The Skunk who liked Harleys
- 22: Meeting the Ginger Stray
- 25: Better Oral than a Lesbian
- 42: Longest Edging Session Ever
- 4: Short-term Rental: Late-night London Rave
- 53: Selling Myself at Auction
- 68: Sleepy Kitten Sex
- 86: East’s First Flogging
- 9: Leopard Stripper